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Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7574] Tue, 12 March 2013 19:05 Go to next message
Ellen Hayes  is currently offline Ellen Hayes
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I burned 'em down.

I wish I could get through the Internet and set the spammers on fire, though.

Thanks to everyone who reported them; the forum software makes reported posts very easy to delete, and also very easy to delete the associated accounts.

Buh-bye!


Ellen
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7608] Thu, 14 March 2013 20:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anne  is currently offline Anne
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Twisted Evil And what can an ordinary reader of the site do besides report them to you?
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7617] Fri, 15 March 2013 09:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ellen Hayes  is currently offline Ellen Hayes
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Not a blessed thing, unfortunately. (as far as I know) But reporting them makes it much easier for me to delete the spam and associated account.

Although, I'd say, if you just perchance happen to encounter a spammer, we'd all be willing to swear in court that you were with us, tied to a bedframe and utterly unable to be anywhere else, during any possibly allegations that you were knifing said spammer repeatedly in the genitals.

(I know, that's not quite the right way to say that...)

Just sayin'.


Ellen
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7623] Fri, 15 March 2013 12:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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"The top story in the news tonight is the nude body of
an unidentified man found impaled on a fencepost in
rural Nebraska. Authorities say that the man had the
words 'die spammer' written on his back with a
blowtorch. This makes the third victim in the Spammer
Murder case. A stolen laptop, webcam and satellite
Internet link were used to transmit a video of several
masked black-clad members of the Anti-spam Direct
Action Committee as they carried out this grisly
murder.

"Authorities say that this string of brutal murders is
likely to be the work of the same group even though
each victim has been killed in a different manner. The
first victim was dismembered while still alive with a
chain saw that was found at the scene, the second was
nailed to a tree to be mostly eaten by a herd of
feral pigs.

"An international criminal investigation is underway
but internet service providers are proving exceedingly
reluctant to cooperate.

"On a related note, the level of spam and other malicious
traffic on the Internet has dropped to the lowest level
since such things have been monitored."
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7626] Fri, 15 March 2013 23:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Anne  is currently offline Anne
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I think that most spam these days is written by a Chinese robot that was programmed in Russian to translate English to Klingon and Vulcan before retransmitting it in Chinese to be translated to English... Evil or Very Mad
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7690] Tue, 19 March 2013 16:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ellen Hayes  is currently offline Ellen Hayes
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mkemp wrote on Fri, 15 March 2013 16:25

"The top story in the news tonight is the nude body of
an unidentified man found impaled on a fencepost in
rural Nebraska. Authorities say that the man had the
words 'die spammer' written on his back with a
blowtorch.

"Tuck, you know anything about that?"
"Who, ME?"

Ellen
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7717] Fri, 22 March 2013 05:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ellen Hayes wrote on Tue, 19 March 2013 13:57

mkemp wrote on Fri, 15 March 2013 16:25

"The top story in the news tonight is the nude body of
an unidentified man found impaled on a fencepost in
rural Nebraska. Authorities say that the man had the
words 'die spammer' written on his back with a
blowtorch.

"Tuck, you know anything about that?"
"Who, ME?"


I'm reminded of Mercedes Lackey's filk "Dark and Stormy Night"

Lyrics:
http://www.deadparrottavern.com/forum/showthread.php?1735-Dark-And-Storm y-Night-Mercedes-Lackey

music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3xXt8PI4GE

Mostly with respect to the movements of the Count. Smile
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7720] Fri, 22 March 2013 12:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ellen Hayes  is currently offline Ellen Hayes
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Brooke wrote on Fri, 22 March 2013 09:10

I'm reminded of Mercedes Lackey's filk "Dark and Stormy Night"

Not enough pain to the wicked which deserve it, alas.
Spammers... *sighs* One human body cannot contain enough pain.

Ellen
Re: Spam, Mr. Rico! Zillions of 'em! [message #7752] Wed, 27 March 2013 02:07 Go to previous message
Brooke  is currently offline Brooke
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Ellen Hayes wrote on Fri, 22 March 2013 09:40

Brooke wrote on Fri, 22 March 2013 09:10

I'm reminded of Mercedes Lackey's filk "Dark and Stormy Night"

Not enough pain to the wicked which deserve it, alas.
Spammers... *sighs* One human body cannot contain enough pain.


You'd be amazed (or maybe not) with what you can do to someone with a TENS or EMS unit. Especially if you improvise a few "connectors".

Magnetos work as well, but are a bit crude. The fancy programmable "e-stim" units for BDSM have really "interesting" possibilities. And barely leave marks.

For example it's possible to make someone think you've crushed their testicles. Repeatedly.
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