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SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #264] Fri, 11 October 2002 00:00 Go to next message
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SRU: Tuck and the Wizard

by Erin Halfelven

The skinny boy stepped into the odd little shop a bit hesitantly; the place was strange enough to give anyone pause. Brass bells tinkled melodiously as he let the door close behind him. He looked back he hadn't seen any bells and still didn't. The presence of the door itself was odd enough; most shops in the mall did not have doors, just an open facade.

The deep but narrow room held shelves and tables, racks and bins, all of them full to overflowing with queer items, most of those nameless and many better left undescribed. "Hello?" the boy called out, shifting his backpack to a better position. The quiet and the vague smell of incense and neglect made him uneasy. He wasn't even completely sure why he had ventured into a store called Spells'R'Us.

A sudden apparition almost sent him running out of the door but the grizzled old man in the dingy bathrobe held a peacable hand up and smiled. "Hello, Valerie, what brings you to my shop, today?" he said in a voice that made one think of grandfathers and nursing homes.

Not again, thought Tuck. His attitude changed visibly, his stance shifted; posture, voice and expression altering together. She smiled a little nervously, "Do I know you?" Valerie asked.

"Not exactly," said the wizard, smiling. "But we've sometimes been seen in the same neighborhood."

Valerie shook her head. That had made very little sense and she decided that the old man must be getting senile. Or maybe she was the one having memory problems because she definitely did not remember meeting this guy. "Er," she mentioned, "someone told me this was a gift shop?"

"Of sorts," agreed the wizard.

"Well, I'm looking for a gift for a friend..."

"Your boyfriend?" the wizard interrupted.

"Er, yeah? You must be a mindreader."

"I must," the wizard agreed again.

Valerie blinked, the old guy had an odd sense of--timing? But she went on, "I want something kinda..."

"Special?"

"Different," she stated.

"Nothing like that here," said the wizard.

She giggled, looking around and what must be hundreds if not thousands of unique items. She felt sure the old man amused himself by teasing pretty young girls. Though that last thought almost caused a hiccough in her self confidence as she remembered how she was dressed. "Really? It looks like you have lots of--stuff."

"Stuff we have, but nothing for sale--to you."

"Huh?"

The wizard made shooing motions at her. "Run along, Valerie. You really don't want to give Travis anything from this store, you have enough problems."

"You know Travis?" she squeaked.

"Tall boy," the wizard gestured about six feet off the ground, "blond hair, really built? Sexy?"

Valerie squirmed a bit and giggled, nodding.

"We might have met, once, around Halloween last year," the wizard said. "Or maybe not. What did he give you for Christmas? A gift certificate, right?"

She had to think then nodded.

"That explains it," said the wizard.

Val felt a bit dizzy. "Explains what?"

"Everything. Nothing."

"Uh, right." She decided that perhaps she should go, this loony had made her decidedly nervous.

"Goodbye, Valerie," said the wizard. "Give my regards to Eugene the next time you see him."

Maybe it was the mad little grin the old man had when he said that, maybe it was just someone using both of those names in the same paragraph. She backed away, then changed her mind and turn and ran for the door.

"Enjoy your gift," called the old man over the phantom doorbells jangling as she made her escape.

Outside, in the main gallery of the mall, Val looked around for Mike. Spotting her friend buying a cookie from the Mrs. Fields cart, she hurried toward him. "Mike!"

He looked at her with an odd expression on his face. "Huh?"

"That was the oddest shop," she said, "I am so glad to get out of there and back to the normal world."

"What are you talking about?" asked Mike. "The Honeybaked Ham store?"

She almost fell down spinning to look back. Then stood there staring with her mouth open.

Mike leaned close and whispered, "And, Tuck, if you don't stop mincing and cooing, I swear I'm gonna pretend I don't know you."

"What? But the store that was there..." Tuck pointed, trying not to start gibbering at the strangeness of the encounter while at the same time shifting mental gears.

"You were channeling Valerie, snap out of it," said Mike. "Here come Brian and your folks."

"Mike?" Tuck whimpered. "He knew Valerie?"

"He who?" Mike scowled, sometimes his friend could be even stranger than--than usual.

"Who's on first?" asked Mr. Tucker arriving about that moment.

"I don't know," said Brian and Mrs. Tucker.

"Third base," said all the Tuckers together, including Eugene, then they all laughed.

Whew, thought Mike, back to what passes for normal in this clan.

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Tuck is the intellectual property of Ellen Hayes, creator and chronicler. The wizard and Spells'R'Us shop are similarly owned by Bill Hart.
Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #281] Sat, 12 October 2002 00:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Twenty seven people have looked at this, so far, and no one has commented?
Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #282] Sat, 12 October 2002 00:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That's an interesting crossover. Pretty cute too ^_^


-ChangelingJane-
Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #295] Sat, 12 October 2002 14:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I found this rather nicer and the interactions between the
two characters more subtle than what is to be found in most
SRU stories. Thanks for the effort. Are you implying that
the Wizard is involved in Tuck's evolving into Valerie ?
Magic ? Our favorite author rather seems more down
to earth than that, somehow... Smile
Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #299] Sat, 12 October 2002 19:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Of course that is the implication, but the wizard is fantasy, Tuck lives in a much more real world.

Thank you for the compliment on the writing; a version of this story will eventually be on BigCloset.net (Ellen gave permission) after I correct some typos and incorporate some of Ellen's comments.

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-- Erin
Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #513] Mon, 11 November 2002 14:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Quote:

a version of this story will eventually be on BigCloset.net (Ellen gave permission) after I correct some typos and incorporate some of Ellen's comments.


-- Erin


So the mind wanders and wonders what other tangents and shades could Tuck get into ?


  • altered universe
  • loving aunt
  • alien abduction
  • time travel
  • parallel universe
  • mysterious parcels
  • goverment recruitment


Goodness hehe Super Valarie to the rescue !!! but the possibilities are limited to ones imigination and writing skill


Doubt is a thief that often makes us fear to tread where we might have won --Shakespeare" --

-Vicki
Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #696] Wed, 11 December 2002 06:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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A story's worth, erm...a thousand posts Wink

I'm not familiar with SRU but I've read enough Pratchett to understand it's one of "Those" shops. Also It's a little strange reading about Tuck in the third person: you've made me think a little more about how we see the characters in the series.

Anyhow, I really enjoyed the fic but I still don't get the joke at the end. It's something to do with dating and baseball isn't it?

Embarassed

-H



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Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #698] Wed, 11 December 2002 12:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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There's a famous comedy routine called "Who's on First?" The most famous version of this was done by Abbot and Costello in the 1940s but the routine was created by some unknown team of vaudevillians (music hall performers). In the routine, an imaginary team of baseball players have confusing names. "Who" plays first base, "Watt" plays second, "Idunno" plays third base, "Tamarra" is pitching and so on.

A recent rewrite of the routine uses rock bands performing at a benefit show. The Who, Guess Who, The Band, Yes and some others. Smile

-- Erin
Re: SRU: Tuck and the Wizard [message #699] Wed, 11 December 2002 13:50 Go to previous message
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yellow wrote on Wed, 11 December 2002 05:10



Anyhow, I really enjoyed the fic but I still don't get the joke at the end. It's something to do with dating and baseball isn't it?

Embarassed

-H


What the story refers to at the end is about a vauderville skit I think made popular by Abbot and Costello a most entertaining couple. I have seen others do the same routine but none hold a candle to them.


Doubt is a thief that often makes us fear to tread where we might have won --Shakespeare" --

-Vicki
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