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LuLou  is currently offline LuLou
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Odds on some of these things happening to Tuck over the next few episodes:

Cousin Derek calls him either "sissy" or "fag": 7-2
Amy sleeps in Tuck's bed: even money
Aunt Trish blows her stack when she finds out about it: 1-3 - sucker bet
At least one of the guests has some form of what Tuck's got, genetics-wise: 4-1
Sarah blows up and throws her whole family out, with warnings never to return: 20-1
Bill doing the same: 1000-1, he's the voice of reason when it comes to her relatives.
Tuck runs into Travis at Westcross Mall: 6-1, he really should stay away from that place. At least Stanman will be happy. Very Happy



LuLou
Re: Thanksgiving [message #6160] Fri, 20 February 2009 18:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Tuck's sister gives news of her exam, Tuck finds an older version of himself or several. Tuck fins that a cousin is double in every way, but living as a female full time. Tuck verbally attacked by relatives, causing asthma attack, causing parents to ban offenders from ever returning. Tuck finds shop that sells gaffe that gives him a female groin for Val that she then tries out with Travis. Travis saves Val from gang at mall.
Re: Thanksgiving [message #6161] Fri, 20 February 2009 21:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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stanman wrote on Fri, 20 February 2009 18:53

Tuck's sister gives news of her exam,


Sucker bet. It's nearly certain that, with all of the women who had to get tested together, the topic will come up.

stanman wrote on Fri, 20 February 2009 18:53

Tuck finds an older version of himself or several. Tuck fins that a cousin is double in every way, but living as a female full time.


Uh. No. Just ... no. Ellen was kind enough to provide us with some information on the frequency of occurrence of the syndromes that Tuck has; the short version, I think, is that the chance of carrying a child with this many genetic glitches to term is vanishingly small. Tuck's a chimera. Human genetecists didn't even believe it was possible until the mid-nineties, and only then because they found (shocking, for them) examples, as the cost of genetic testing dropped.

stanman wrote on Fri, 20 February 2009 18:53

Tuck verbally attacked by relatives, causing asthma attack, causing parents to ban offenders from ever returning.


Extremely unlikely; I'd bet against it happening at almost any odds you'd care to name.

stanman wrote on Fri, 20 February 2009 18:53

Tuck finds shop that sells gaffe that gives him a female groin for Val that she then tries out with Travis.


/me Boggles and Falls Down.

This would be Ellen from an alternate universe, I guess? In an alternate universe, all bets are off.

stanman wrote on Fri, 20 February 2009 18:53

Travis saves Val from gang at mall.


Already happened. I doubt that Ellen's planning on writing the same story over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over (although that's certainly the signature of a number of other authors I can think of).

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Re: Thanksgiving [message #6162] Sat, 21 February 2009 16:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Yes, but you didn't give odds for any of that happening. Bad Stanman! No pie for you!



Re: Thanksgiving [message #6170] Tue, 24 February 2009 04:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Pam joins Tuck in bed, only to discover the next morning that Brian and Susan have been sharing the room: 200-1.

Things get so acrimonious among Sarah's relatives that Debbie comes over to mediate their discussion: 55-1.

(If that happens, Debbie gets enough Mary Kay business from the extended family to pay for her time: Even.)

A family Thanksgiving weekend get-together at the gun range: 75-1.

Odds of somebody drawing a weapon out of the arsenal over the weekend, for reasons other than gun range use:
Sarah: 25-1.
Tuck: 45-1.
Amy: 55-1.
Susan: 65-1.
Bill: 85-1.
Brian: 90-1.
Field: 175-1. (Note: Mike's unavailable most of Thanksgiving weekend due to family obligations.)

Somebody gets shot: 200-1.

Marion and Susan join Tuck and friends at the mall Friday morning: 3-2.
Marion learns about Valerie: 5-1. (It might not surprise her that much, given her initial comment on arrival.)
Aunt Trish learns about Valerie: 15-1.
All the relatives learn about Valerie: 35-1.
Derek's sexually attracted to Valerie: 175-1. (Probably should be longer, since that's such a cliche in bad TG fiction and Ellen doesn't do that sort of thing.)

Eric
Longshot [message #6171] Tue, 24 February 2009 05:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh, yeah. One more:

Derek decides to come out as gay to the family, and is accompanied to the Tucker home by his Internet boyfriend, Travis Jensen: 500-1.
Re: Thanksgiving [message #6178] Fri, 27 February 2009 20:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Eric wrote on Tue, 24 February 2009 09:58

Pam joins Tuck in bed, only to discover the next morning that Brian and Susan have been sharing the room: 200-1.


... as Pam's panicked screaming (about Brian) sets off all the Tuckers, whose ears tend to turn off when overly excited.
And then Susan yelling at Pam, "Well why the fuck did you come in here without checking anyway?!"
Tuck: "Don't yell at my girlfriend!"
etc. etc. Hilarity and blood ensue.
And Brian somehow ends up with a pair of panties he claims are Pam's...
Until Tuck claims they're his instead.


Ellen
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Re: Thanksgiving [message #6179] Fri, 27 February 2009 22:22 Go to previous message
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LuLou wrote on Sun, 08 February 2009 00:58

Odds on some of these things happening to Tuck over the next few episodes:

Cousin Derek calls him either "sissy" or "fag": 7-2
Amy sleeps in Tuck's bed: even money




Payouts on these two. Of course, Derek called Brian a fag too. Good thing the Tucker kids have been properly trained in when to use violence, or Derek could get Hurt. Repeatedly.

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