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Brooke  is currently offline Brooke
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Valerie and Tuck are now 34. And that means they are old enough to run for President in 2016.

Be afraid, be very afraid.
Re: Happy Birthyday [message #8480] Mon, 06 April 2015 16:23 Go to previous message
mkemp  is currently offline mkemp
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Brooke wrote on Fri, 03 April 2015 06:42

Valerie and Tuck are now 34. And that means they are old enough to run for President in 2016.

Be afraid, be very afraid.


Not bloody likely! Everything that a Presidential candidate has ever done or said or written, all the way back to high school, becomes public property. Their friends come under scrutiny. Their families come under scrutiny, and Bill would never allow that.

Debbie, on the other hand.... Hmmm.

Successful Presidential candidates are usually State governors or members of the U.S. House of Representatives. Therefore D & E Worldwide becomes a major player in the high-tech industry. Bewildered College, Electroshock Therapy and Crossroads wind up being a liberal stronghold within the State of Confusion.

Option one: Debbie wins the district's seat in the state House of representatives and then the Governorship.

Option two: Debbie wins the district's seat in the US House. I'm not really sure she'd want to run for President very soon because the conflict-of-interest laws don't apply to Congresscritters.

I could go on a rant about rational national policies, but they'd be my own personal rants and would pretty much preclude her from getting elected.
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